Signs you are an old parent of a young child

10. Your other five kids have all grown up and gotten married or moved out.


9. Your child has five siblings but ask why he is an only child

8. Your four year old has a bedroom a play room and there are still empty rooms in the house.

7. Your house is paid for

6. The parent of another child at preschool says she knows you and you figure out that she was one of your kid’s classmates

5. Everyone assumes you are the grandparents (including friends you haven’t seen in years)

4. Your sister in law born one day after you is about to become a great grandmother

3. Your four year old likes to help you split your premarin pills

2. Your four year old thinks looking at pictures of your colonoscopy is totally awesome and wants to know WHY and HOW they took pictures inside your bum

1. Your preschooler knows the word colonoscopy and polyp